DID YOU MISS ME?
Of course not, I was gone for 48 hours, tops.

But Sarah, where have you been? Did you get anything for me?
Sadly, I don't return with gifts. I do however return £200 lighter and without any of my programs. On Thursday my computer completely died. On it's arse. The bitch simply won't boot up. Being as muggins here didn't think to backup in case of emergancy; everything's gone. Minus my games. Thank God. If I lost TF2 and L4D I'd have to become an hero.

However, previously mentioned £200 is a substancial amount of my savings. I'm thankful that my parents met me half way of the funds for a computer, but I still have to pay them another £100 back for their trouble. Without a job, this is a very tricky task. I'm either going to have rob a bank or don my fishnets and roam the streets late at night. I prefer the first option.

But Sarah, why are you telling us this?
Well children, here's the thing. Being as I can't boot up the old PC, I've lost all my Captain Obvious stuff. The almost-half-done episode 2 as well as the scripts I had for episodes 4 and 5. Most importantly, the software I was using to adjust any volume issues was a "one computer only" deal. Although I could start again with new sound, music, etc being as I have the voices saved in e-mails (thank goodness!) I'm going to have to wait a while before I can afford to replace my software.

I could always attempt to rush it on free trials, but I don't want to ruin the quality by not giving the episode the love and attention it deserves. So, it's with a hint of sadness and a healthy dose of fury - I'm having to put Captain Obvious on hold. I'm sorry to the... 3 fans the series has here~ I'll try and get it up and running again as soon as humanely possible.

Now to tell my cast. *gulp*

Clubsplz


Listen t'uh this.
The Adventures of Captain Obvious and Wussboy EP1 [link]